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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,973 Views)
TM93
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I get wanting to stab people with your Weedle yourself, but when it's a Beedrill it does the work for you and people still get stabbed, it's win-win.

I also have to wonder why the psycho teenage mystic calls you a pedophile, unless it's them being immature and just tossing out an insulting word without actually having any basis for using that word.
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Well I had planned to just keep on rocking the Weedle, but then again, the Beedrill did impale this influential we were fighting, so I guess some good came of that.

As for why the P.T.M calls my character a pedophile, it would be because A) He wears a purple coat with a red bow-tie, and has bright light blue hair. Everyone says he looks like a clown. And B) Because he had talked to her, and her father had told her that she any stranger who approached her was a pedophile. She also calls other party members pedophiles. But mainly it's C) Out of character, her player just wanted to work the snarky teen angle a lot. An event later involving a dragon pulse, snarky teen mode, and a suicidal fusion abomination totally crushed that character. But she still does it.
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Exactly. It's a Beedrill. Why would you do anything other than stab with it?
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Okay this is coming from several different areas of role-playing:

As Player:
1) Don't name your character after the GM to have a laugh when people(GM included) get confused mid conversation, the GM and everyone else will eventually figure it out and the GM will make the sentient being bonded to your sword a Squirrel named Nut Seeker
2) I am not allowed to bust a machine and watch as a confused Rotom rolls around confused and then capture it, especially when it turns out to be a general for Giratina
3) I won't murder a Wartortle's trainer with my Toarkoal by burning him to a crisp and then befriending it and watching it close their crispy eye lids before catching upon leaving the evil facility
4) I am not allowed to think about using Aura Guardian abilities to blow a hole in the side of a limo and letting myself and various other PCs and NPCs fall out of said limo just to not be taken to Poke Mafia's lair
5) I will not walk into random caves alone, I will find a monstrous female onix who will beat me up as a test and then give me her only son as a gift
6) I won't take my lawful good character and have them be partners with a chaotic evil character
6.a) Especially if he got caught stealing Dragonite eggs and was savagely beaten by the parents
7) I will stop making characters that actually like working as a team, the others in the group will continue to prove less than responsive
8) I will not get a weapon titled "Death Scythe", an accessory called "Death Cloak" and proceed to basically be the Grim Reaper killing most things with auto-kills
9) I will not throw plot sensitive items into a volcano because it would piss off the villain
10) I won't try to befriend a Pikachu that previously had blinded me
10.a) I won't take said befriended Pikachu to a Poke Center for help and leave it there to go perform a show
10.b) I be surprised to find a wrecked building and several mortally injured nurses
11) I won't leave the goddamned Kricketune that used bide alone until it is unconscious, penalties lead to Aron with 1 HP
12) I will not listen to a GMs suggestion to join another character for a gym challenge when the gym leader is a muscian and I have a Rotom that does not like me very much
13) I am not allowed to see an Absol leading a bunch of Rattata away from a research facility and not be surprised when shit hits the fan
14) I am not allowed to have my cyborg one turn a GM made creature designed to be a challenge for the entire party
15) I am not allowed to cut off the Succubus' head before she gets a turn
16) I will not let a small crazy(?) child latch on to me and require my assistance to survive anything because negative survival
17) I will not try to help a bullied Pokemon, it will just attack me
18) I will not help a lone Tyrogue surrounded by Rattata, he will instantly challenge me and Crit Tackle twice, only to Crit miss there after
19) I will not let previously mentioned small child lead the way and get both of us trapped in a circle that would steal our soul should we try to leave
20) Don't give me a level 2 bayb Onix, just don't

As GM:
1) I will not throw three Patrats at a Martial Artist Ninja and her Buizel they won't make it out okay
2) I will not make a Riolu or any fighting type with the Proud nature as it will follow the party trying to defeat the one who beat it/showed it up for three days
3) I won't let a Glitch Trainer touch Arceus, just no, God should not become a fish that gets eaten by a totodile
4) I not let werewolves loose in a hospital, the only characters that can fight them will run, and nurses will die trying to help patients
5) I will not indulge a PC's needs to steal from other PCs with horrible Perception and/or Intuition("Hey where did the Super Potion I just bought go?")
6) I will not let a PC fight 3 Seedot who only know Bide and Harden with a level 6 Pawniard and no combat oriented classes long enough so that 2 Seedot have 6 Def CS and no longer take damage except when hit with a Crit
7) I will not have players meet up in a field they will try to murder and steal from each other
8) I won't let players fall into a room with only Voltorb that are outnumbered
9) I can't let a person who built a character with a very direct attitude speak her mind to a legendary currently destroying her town
10) I can't let a PC try to walk away from a battle with a member of an evil organization not once, not twice, but three time before getting knocked out in the first official round of combat

More to come I am sure
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About the first 7, I'm sorry but never give up trying to be a team player. People will be unresponsive or uncooperative a LOT, but when you get that gem of a teammate who's willing to talk and coordinate, it's absolutely fantastic.
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Was just referring to individual instances of where horrible, horrible things went wrong, especially with chaotic(probably closer to lawful) evil because this led to us being almost arrested in a Pokemon strip club, got out of it by the fact that I was a new recruit to the ranger union.
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Why was a new Ranger in a strip club? That's probably more scary/mystifying than all the other things put together.

(The next person to say anything to the effect of "Because RANGERS! *shakes fist*" will be thwapped with a large metal object.)
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Because of said partner who was receiving information from a stripper with ties to an underground network, and had I not been there he would have been skewered through by a Beedrill.
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Them Beedrills and their skewering, and their piercing, and their stabbing...
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In all honesty a lot of those situations with you as the player sound like the GM had no ability to adapt to players, y'know, being players. As for the stuff with you as GM, it sounds like your group just isn't a good fit for your GMing style.
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