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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,979 Views)
Arcran
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It was a combination of Paralysis, Water Sport, Super Potions, and a very, very lucky Dewott.
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Vael
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*dying of laughter*
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Dragonqueen
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As a player:

1. If we have a stealth encounter, I'm not allowed to use my trapinch and ally's krokorok to burrow a person tunnel underneath the town and bypass the entire section.

2. I am not allowed to tell the psychic to throw the posing (and flaming) victini at the upcoming encounter.

3. If we have to fight legendaries to restore balance, asking "can I catch them" is not an appropriate reaction.
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Eshkigal
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1. I am no longer allowed to use acts of charity for the masses as a threat against the villain.

2. Especially if I can actually figure out how to make it an actual threat.

3. And especially not until after we've stolen the tank to use against the villain's infantry army like we planned.

4. While using Arcean Witnesses as a way to find out if you're after the right target without raising suspicions was a good idea, you only get to use it once.

5. Do not help the child killers in the party. Just... don't. Seriously, it never ends well.

6. Don't surprise NPCs holding kids hostage, either. They likely don't have any concept of gun safety.
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BeyondTheFail
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Things My Group Is Not Allowed To Do In RPs (system in parentheses)

1) If my foe has an in-character reason to hate Houndoom, I should nbt leave out my Houndoom after the mega death bird is gone. (PTA 1.29)
2) I am not allowed to supply the dwarf with horrendous amounts of ale. (D&D 3.5)
2a) I also may not supply the catfolk with horrendous amounts of catnip. (also D&D 3.5)
3) Not allowed to break people out of jail using my military clearance for the soul purpose of building a wall. (again D&D 3.5)
3a) If I do, I should not be surprised if they escape. I will then clean up my dang mess.
4) Not allowed to go hunting wild Pokemon by myself when I have no CON. (PTA 1.29)
5) When the BBEG is summoning a monster, the more time he spends not attacking us, the more time he will spend summoning the monster faster. I should plan accordingly. (PTA 1.29)
5a) Shuckles are now banned in boss fights for their Mewtwo-wrecking capabilities. (PTA 1.29)
6) Not allowed to string up a naked man with a whip before letting him be clothed first. (PTA 1.34)
6a) Also, it's probably advisable to NOT try and crack his laptop while he is in the room. It is more advisable to just kill him if I'm going to. (PTA 1.34)
6b) Furthermore, it is best to remember that some moves will leave physical evidence of my existence. If I must kill someone, I should remember that. (PTA 1.34)
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Theomniadept
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Looks like I need a list here as well. This is collaboration of all the party's misadventures, not just mine. I was a Breeder, my brother was a Martial Artist.

1.) My brother is no longer allowed to play Martial Artist.
2.) My brother -must- take the action to scan the pokemon before enacting Close Combat upon its soon to be dead body.
3.) My brother is no longer allowed to steal from the hospital.
4.) My brother is no longer allowed to steal syringes from the hospital.
5.) My brother is no longer allowed to break out of the hospital.
6.) Number 5 is doubly enforced if he is currently injured.
7.) My brother is no longer allowed to drop his mental stats to all 6's at character creation.
8.) My brother is no longer allowed to take all strength based advanced classes
9.) My brother is no longer allowed to kidnap the breeder's baby pokemon
10.) My brother is no longer allowed to jump off a building and live.
11.) My brother is no longer allowed to jump off a mountain and live.
12.) My brother is no longer allowed to play a character who was, is, or will be in a ghetto-style gang.
13.) My brother is no longer allowed to base his character off Riley from The Boondocks.
14.) My brother must make an attempt at training a pokemon in combat before ending the battle.
15.) My brother must write legibly so his pokemon's base 7 stat is not confused for a 2.
16.) My brother is not allowed to attack other party members, no matter how funny it seems to him.
17.) The description for Aura User claims they are a blessing to any party. My brother must not contradict this statement.
18.) The Petrologist is no longer allowed to fossilize dead party pokemon.
19.) Even if it is his starter.
20.) The Petrologist is no longer allowed to clone an egg from dead party pokemon fossils.
21.) I am no loner allowed to use my insane Breeder/Hatcher abilities to hatch the Petrologist's dead starter.
22.) I am no longer allowed to give said resurrected starter higher base stats.
23.) Nor am I allowed to give him a better nature.
24.) Or a better ability.
25.) Or better capabilities.
26.) Or egg moves.
27.) Or Ice Fang.
28.) Or Hydro Pump.
29.) ESPECIALLY Hydro Pump.
30.) The Petrologist is no longer allowed to carry the party through battles by annihilating groups of enemies with a Hydro Pump from a level 1 Totodile.
31.) I am no longer allowed to abuse the Field egg group to interbreed dogs, cats, horses, mice, or any other from the massive list of mammals that automatically fall into that group.
32.) I am no longer allowed to breed a Ponyta that knows Horn Drill at level 1.
33.) 32 goes double for female Ponyta.
34.) I am no longer allowed to breed a Mareep that knows Charge and Thunder at level 1.
35.) I am no longer allowed to use Charge with Thunder.
36.) I am no longer allowed to use Mareep or its evolutions against a horde of Gyarados.
37.) I am no longer allowed to use my Evolver abilities to breed pokemon that reach their final stage of evolution at level 3.
38.) I am no longer allowed to use Never Would Have Happened to ignore egg groups.
39.) I am no longer allowed to breed pokemon with their natural predators.
40.) I am no longer allowed to breed fish with horses.
41.) I am no longer allowed to breed dogs with birds.
42.) I am no longer allowed to breed rocks with ghosts.
43.) The Ace Trainer is no longer allowed to drive.
44.) The Ace Trainer is no longer allowed to crash a jeep into a swingset full of kids.
45.) Even if the Ace Trainer rolls a 20, the police will not believe the unconscious Spinarak in the passenger seat was responsible.
Edited by Theomniadept, Oct 9 2013, 01:26 PM.
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Echobox
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1.) Perish Song does not work on Trainers.
2.) Screw it, Perish Song just doesn't work.
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Snowbear22
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TheOmniadept, at least you can still breed Skitty and Wailord.
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Jarulso
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We have two sessions going on at the moment, so I'll sorta be doing separate ones. They're both the IRL sessions I'm a part of. c:


Free yet Bound
1) Just because the Cyborg is technically a mount does NOT mean he can give his Empoleon piggy-backs around Mossdeep City.
2) The Pokéthrope is no longer allowed to threaten people by locking them in his coffin... Then doing so after they give him the info he wants.
3) Yes, the Enduring Soul has a Symbiote. No, he cannot adapt it to every single check he makes.
4) The Pokéthrope is no longer allowed to complain about his lack of a vital male organ. It will grow back in time.
5) Not honoring The Fist at least once per session is a sin punishable by falling rocks.
6) Just because Deoxys is our personal hitman does not mean we can assassinate PC's BEFORE they turn fully evil.
7) Give all the money we own to the Enduring Soul. Last time someone squishy in our party had over 1 Million PYen, he, and everything he owned, got turned to dust by Draco Meteor.
8) As SWEET as it is, channeling Kyogre through the Red Orb is probably something that should be done against a group, not against a single woman, regardless of her affiliations.
9) When going through doors, send at least two people at a time through each door.
10) When going into foggy areas, sit down and wait for it to clear.
11) Our GM is Chaotic Neutral. Please stop giving him ideas.
12) Our Glitch Trainer isn't in the game because of out-of-game reasons. Not because he's on an acid trip with Missingno.

Triforce
1) Prevent the Breeder from making any suggestions to the GM. It rarely ends well.
2) Ditto's Transform is Battle Frequency. Stop using it to transform into chairs to avoid combat.
3) When going up against a herd of 100 Luxray, catching their Shiny Leader then celebrating the capture is a STUPID. IDEA.
4) When revealing your Snag Machine to a Legendary Pokémon to state your mostly-good intentions with it, make sure the Lawful Good Ranger hasn't been teleported next to you without hearing the heartfelt speech.
5) When we misinterpret the rules, exploiting the seemingly-broken mechanic leads to having our spines broken.
6) Shadows talking to us is strange. Getting into a swearing contest with them is stranger. In the middle of public is a good reason to completely disband the party.
7) The Capture Specialist/Juggler/Snagger isn't allowed to have a Wobbuffet.
8) We need to stop naming our Pokémon after League of Legends Champions.
9) By extension, the Breeder can't name his Ditto SexPeke.

More updates as they go on, though Triforce is on break~
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Yenek
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What kind of Pokethrope has a coffin?
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