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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,962 Views)
Sgt. Cookie
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*I am not to make a pokemon capable of withstanding over 60 points of damage. At level 12.
**Not as a GM. Not as a Player.
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GrayGriffin
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"Ah, you unmasked me. Whatever shall I do."
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No longer allowed to beat an endurance-based boss so hard that the GM just gives us the win instead of making us survive all those rounds.
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Lockdown
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I SEEE YOUUUU
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To be fair, we'd almost gotten to the required round anyway.
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Rolf_the_Abra
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As a Player:
I am no longer allowed to make my characters go insane.
I am no longer allowed to have them hide under desks instead of helping fight off the Horror from Out There...wherever 'there' is.
I am no longer allowed to have access to psychic power, in character or out.
I am no longer allowed to choose my own theme music. Not everyone knows German.

As a DM:
I may no longer recycle old enemies stat sheets and plaster new names on them to prevent statting out new enemies.
I may no longer touch ANYTHING in 'Do Porygon Dream of Electric Sheep'? Naming the genetically modified Pikachu 'Pikablu' because his cheeks were blue was bad enough, no need to turn him into a cyborg too.
I may no longer throw Rotoms possessing Team Rocket mechs at my players.
I may no longer throw giant heli-battleships at my players.
Or heli-cruisers.
Or heli-destroyers.
Or BLIMPS.
Not even hot air-balloons, Meowth-shaped or otherwise.
Or anything that can fly when they do not possess a single aerial Pokemon.

For my gaming group:
Do not hand cans of salt to the power-gamer who just got his character killed for meta-gaming.
Do not then antagonize the power-gamer so that he throws said can of salt at you.
ESPECIALLY don't then proceed to dodge and let it hit ME. You were the one that got him angry, you can get your toe broken, thank you very much.
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Amillaiara
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I am no longer allowed to make the Alchemist with a whole line of bottles filled with Dread Vampires stuck in mist form.
Even if its only theoretical, or that we had already figured out a way to do the same thing with Vampires in Shadowrun.
Vampires are just bad news when angry, and starved...

I am also no longer allowed to make Mermaid Dread Vampires.

I am no longer allowed to let one of my players play wingman for another player to get the Poison/Steel homebrew legendary to 'have fun' with him.

I am also no longer allowed to let on of my friends have a ditto.
Edited by Amillaiara, Nov 19 2015, 05:05 AM.
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Kagemaru656
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Both Player and GM is both me and others:

As Player:
1. I may no longer use rock smash to carve my name into an Onix's head just because I knocked it out when I wanted to catch it.
2. I may no longer carry the Geodude I also knocked out in my backpack to wait for it to be conscious again.
3. I will no longer attempt to make out with every human NPC I encounter.
3a. ESPECIALLY if they just stabbed my teammate.
3b. Double especially when I am not a provocateur and don't know Sweet Kiss.
4. I will not use my Magikarp as a club and then assign the xp to my Magikarp.
5. I will not name my Nincada Pikachu.
5a. Or my Magikarp.
5b. Or my Caterpie.
6. I will no longer name every Male Pokémon Bruce and every Female Pokémon Shiela. This should help any more existential crises occuring when I catch a genderless Pokémon.
6a. I will not convince my GM that every Hiker in the region is Australian just because I am an extremely Australian Hiker.
6b. I will further not convince my GM to officially rename the currency of the region to "Dollaree-doos"
7. I will not piss of an ex-elite 4 member by tactlessly hitting on her daughter.
8. I will not clip off the map and spend 20 minutes saying that I saw heaven and a Bulbasaur.
9. I will not steal the Gym leader's clothes or otherwise claim them after beating him just because his are better than mine.
10. I will no longer claim my character is too stupid to care about damning his entire army to this setting's version of hell just because I play him stupid and passed a willpower test really well.
11. I am no longer allowed claim that my plan is to put "all of the plasma" in the space occupied by my enemies.
11a. I am no longer allowd represent my enemies with a giant smelly poo in my battleplans.
11b. I'm also just no longer allowed actually physically draw our battleplans.
12. If the GM describes our new melee robot army as so terrifyingly brutal that the party has to roll a fear check, I will not make one my personal companion and bring it along to all occasions social or otherwise
13. I will not make a spaceship made for boarding an enemy ship and killing everyone on board so we now have two ships.
13a. I will not set off a nuke inside a ship that is right next to us just because they tried to counter board while we did this.
14. I will not sell slaves infected with a zombie virus to a space station.
15. None of my characters should be PG15.
16. I am no longer allowed to create any characters who just spend the entirety of fights invisible.
17. There ARE problems that can't be solved with a judicious application of fire.
18. I may not "booty slam" all my enemies into submission.
18a. Not even with a space marine booty.
19. I may not throw the assassin into battle.
20. I will not make any characters who will always and without question push the big red button.
21. I will not make a character who was just working for the arch enemies of the party I'm trying to join.
22. If I am playing as a spacefarer I may not make them so stupid that they think vacuum is actually water and that's why you suffocate in space.

As a Gm:
1. I will not allow 6a or 6b to happen
2. I will not have my players trip balls on special Paras Spores so that I can run a Lion King Episode.
2a. If I tell the players they are fighting Mightyena and Pyroar I will not have them actually be catching Poochyena and Litleo.
3. I will not let a Player play as an Ork when I had already explicitly disallowed non-humans no matter how good a backstory he has or how much he can make himself look like a human.
3a. I will not allow him to basically run the session where the other players have found out and are now purging him from the ship.
4. Vents are not a source of infinite enemies.
5. I will not have a player break both of his legs one one failed test to land a parachute.
5a. I also will not first cause him to be takign such tests at -50.
6. I will not give my players a space station.
6a. I will not give them two space stations.
7. I will not allow them to take the slowest, least combative ship in the game when I want them to be able to actually do space ship combat.
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Sgt. Cookie
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*My Violinist Musician/Ghost Ace should have a greater repertoire than Voltaire's "When you're evil".
Edited by Sgt. Cookie, Jan 7 2016, 12:59 PM.
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Grand Silver
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Well duh he has lots of other great stuff. I recommend "The Beast of Pirate's Bay"
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Sgt. Cookie
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See, that'd be great if I were a Water Ace.

"Oh lord, wake the dead", however...
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Grand Silver
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2 kewl 4 u!
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Fear And Anguish is good too
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