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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,966 Views)
DNA
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6) I am not allowed to say "then the boss gets +1 in every cs" right before the gm reveals that.

I have a habit of doing this too, with status conditions and Leech Seed. It did not help when the GM threw us on a sidequest where pretty much everything that moved was immune to percentile damage.

...which I swear was done to mess with me.
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Sgt. Cookie
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*I am no longer allowed to let the boss pokemon go by without at least ATTEMPTING a capture roll or two.
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JPThunda
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In an Iron Kingdoms RPG...

-I am no longer allowed to wage a weeks-long Guerrilla campaign against a Mercenary/Bandit company that killed my character's commanding officer.

-I am not allowed to burn down the sheriff's house because the bastard locked me up and gave away my custom, bond-plated Stormglaive to the leader of said bandit company.
--I am not allowed to set fire to his bed, clothes, and personal effects in the street out of spite.
--No, I can't break his jaw next time I see him. Even if he really deserves it.

-I am not allowed to impersonate a magistrate after convincing said magistrate to travel half way across the country, on foot, doing lunges the entire way while holding a traditional Caspian battle blade in order to get a Grand Magistrate's position.
--No, I can't notarize and stamp things, 'just cuz'.
--Ignorance of the laws doesn't mean they don't apply...anymore.

-No, I cannot Intimidate and Stormglaive my way out of every problem.
--Even if it's exactly how my ex-military character would approach the situation.

-No, we can't keep the 75k gold mob payoff.

And for another player in the RPG...

-'Because I'm hungry' is not a valid excuse to eat the horse.
--Even if you're a Gatorman.

-No, your Tharn cannot convert to Morrow.

-No, bringing her to the church after you knock her out in a seedy back alley doesn't make it ok.

-No, you cannot throw a Molotov at the Stormknight's back because "he's an easier target to hit" than the enemies.
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Nomad
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convincing said magistrate to travel half way across the country, on foot, doing lunges the entire way while holding a traditional Caspian battle blade in order to get a Grand Magistrate's position.

Ahh yes I often find myself tempted to do this very same thing.
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Lysander99
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I am not allowed to craft an indestructible shield made of Magikarp scales, even if the pokedex entry would support that claim.
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JPThunda
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Nomad
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convincing said magistrate to travel half way across the country, on foot, doing lunges the entire way while holding a traditional Caspian battle blade in order to get a Grand Magistrate's position.

Ahh yes I often find myself tempted to do this very same thing.
It's tradition! And those damn Caspians are so stuck on tradition, you know how they are. Now, keep that sword up! Musn't let it droop!
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Necrowolf
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For PTU:
-I am no longer allowed to take children adventuring in the forest
-Even if they beg me to
-I am not allowed to secretly plot the death of a man just so I can steal his Scizor
-Especially if he is E4 member
-I should not try to start a religion based around beedrill or I will be genderbended in the pathfinder campaign
-I should not make a flail using nothing more that a metapod's string and a pebble
-I should not try to use this flail in every combat encounter
-I should not piss off snorlax
-In a pacifist campaign I should not ask the other party members "Can I kill this" whenever we find a pokemon
Other people in the campaign:
-Will not electrocute the friendly Wailord because the last Wailord she found was inherently aggressive.
-Will not try to use their trapinch to burrow away from the snorlax fight exclaiming "See you later, Suckers" When he is supposed to be playing the good hero type character
Pathfinder:
-I should not trust the good angel character to not make my character her slave.
-I should not expect the good angel character to not take my wife away.
-I should not fight a group of owlbears without first summoning my eindolon
-I cannot use my dragon wings to fly in circles around the enemy giving them the middle finger
-I should never put on any item the gm gives me. For it will most likely make me lose my memory or genderbend me.
-I should not play as a necromancer gnome who is working with cannibals to study the bodies they kill before the cannibals consume them
Others:
-Should not jump into the hole the lava worm went down just because it killed the character's
commanding officer.
(I'll probably think of more)
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GrayGriffin
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No longer allowed to act so lovey-dovey that the GM breaks the fourth wall to tell us to stop it.
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Mr. Seal The Albatross
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- No longer allowed to spend 3 hours hunting beetles with pointy sticks.

- No longer allowed to have fights to the death regarding whether we cut a tree down or not.

- No longer allowed to bet food on gambling, especially if it's the only food available.

- No longer allowed to throw hatchets, ESPECIALLY at an enemy that's close to an ally.

- No longer allowed to kill the leader of the resistance we're fighting for because we felt like it.
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Neosonic97
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I'm no longer allowed to suggest, in a crossover RP, ANY character from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. They'll get vetoed quite quickly.
Yes, even Artenborough.
Edited by Neosonic97, Aug 20 2015, 08:27 AM.
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