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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,968 Views)
DNA
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I don't! Long live the Aztecs!
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JPThunda
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A certain person in a group at my shop...

Is no longer allowed to play a 'Litigant' as a class in Warhammer Fantasy RPG's.
-Is not allowed to file frivolous lawsuits against NPC's.
--Especially not the innkeeper.
---Especially not after his wife was killed by demons.
----Especially if you accuse him of conspiring with the demons to kill his wife with no evidence because you wanted free room and board, and a cart.

I am no longer allowed the play a Phoenix Wright clone (Woenix Phright (Pronounced Whoa-nicks Fright)) and troll the litigant because the idea is boring.
-Even if the rest of the party wants me to, because it was funny and entertaining.

When forced to reroll said Phoenix Wright clone, I am not allowed to roll a 'simple country lawyer' named Clawrence Feathershide to oppose the Litigant.
-Especially if Clawrence Feathershide is a not-so-secret servant of Tzeentch.

The third reroll is not allowed to take references from 'My Cousin Vinny' either, preemptively. Damn GM knows me well.
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FanaticRat
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I am no longer allowed to make enemies in my PTU games Payday 2 Cloakers.
--This, however, will not stop me from making enemies in my PTU games Payday 2 Cloakers.
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Cloy552
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As a Person
1. I am no longer allowed to point out how horribly broken Sunkern is in PTU (Yes Sunkern)
2. I should probably stop helping my GM make end game bosses.
3. I should stop pointing out all the times our characters should be dead but only survived due to 'plot'
4. I will not allow the GM to run games where time travel is a main plot point.

As GM
1. I will not make a Kecleon/shedinja fusion pokemon just because the players killed my previous bosses too quickly.
2. I will not make the person who made said pokemon a recurring foe.
3. I will not remake said person for PTU
4. I will not give the psychopathic yandere Scientist a giant flying ship.
5. I will not make a Aegislash/human hybrid so I can give the Martial artist a hard battle.

As a Player
PTA
1. I will not make a crossdresser who ran away from home.
2. I will not one shot Kyogre through the power of my belief in my pokemon.
3. I will not break the fourth wall.
4. I will not plan to horribly murder the GM's Gary stu just because he is a blatant Gary Stu that I find extremely annoying.
5. I will not recommend locking our Martial artist in a room with the BBEG as the best way to get rid of said BBEG.
PTU
1. I will not make my 13 year old character snap and horribly murder a multitude of grunts just because they were the worst kidnappers ever.
2. I will not show up to rescue an NPC while drenched in said kidnappers blood.
3. I will not steal a bosses pokemon before the battle so we don't have to deal with them even if it makes sense.
4. I will not take barely any damage from a point blank critical hit with a gun just because the rules say so.
5. I will not immediately curbstomp said shooter before he gets a second shot.
6. I will not break the fourth wall by marvelling at how we survived such a long drop or an explosion or any other of the plot based immunities we get.
7. I will not use guile to get one of the party members set up as the temporary head of a country while the normal head is recovering. Even if it is awesome.
8. I will not steal a piece of the professor's clothes every time he does something I don't like so I can eventually dress up as him and attempt to bullshit my way to getting him labelled as an impostor instead of me (Still working on this one).
9. I will not base a character off of Rikka Takanashi. Chunibyou is hilarious but I am not good at making up rants on the fly.

...I regret nothing...
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Lockdown
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Sounds like there's a story behind the GMNPC. Care to share?
Edited by Lockdown, Jun 3 2015, 06:49 PM.
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Cloy552
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Lockdown
Jun 3 2015, 06:48 PM
Sounds like there's a story behind the GMNPC. Care to share?
It was one of her main plot characters, basically a Godspeaker of everything named Glitch. Due to Ghetsis ruining the world he (and our characters) were warped back in time in order to put a stop to it although we didn't meet his character till later in the game. There was so much bullshit going on in the plot but it was still fun. Just really hated that guy.

Another one I forgot from PTU
X. I will not steal from stores just because they are totally ripping me off.
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Lockdown
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Sounds like you need a new GM.
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Cloy552
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She's moving away soon and then I'm going to GM for my group of friends but considering how bad any of her normal fights are I can see why she would want to have a super powerful character for herself.

Seriously I end up helping her make end game boss fights before she misuses them and they end up going by way too easily. I helped her make an Super tank Metagross, told her to use her FAVORITE move first turn (Toxic) to be able to do lots of damage. She forgets to use toxic. She likes telling stories and she makes pretty good ones but she is just really, really bad at pokemon.
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I have a friend who likes to DM. I've actually set rules for him, so that it doesn't get boring-
1. OP NPCs who attribute nothing to the plot, and just kill powerful guys, who have nothing useful in the game, is not entertaining.
2. OP NPCs Who don't allow your level 1 character to do anything is boring
3. If you are going to use different voices for characters, it makes no sense to talk in a normal voice for all females, and a barely tweaked voice for all men.
4. Breaking of the above rules will result in me testing said characters patience, and i will probably spend another twenty minutes creating a new character.
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Sep 13 2013, 06:23 AM
3) I am not allowed to say a Hopip dreams of male Hopips without beforehand checking the gender. We now have a gay Hopip.
Implying that gay Hoppips are a bad thing.
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