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Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do.
Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,969 Views)
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Okay, slightly overly graphic there; but seriously, how long did it take for him to do all that before you kicked him out?
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PAE_The_Boss
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Feb 5 2015, 06:29 PM
Okay, slightly overly graphic there; but seriously, how long did it take for him to do all that before you kicked him out?
One session.
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Zdude
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Feb 5 2015, 06:18 PM
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Jesus.
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"Ah, you unmasked me. Whatever shall I do."
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1) Not allowed to reenact the "Tank Man" scene with my character and an ally-gone-mad-with-power.
1a) Not allowed to then refuse said ally's attempt to Ally Swap with me, no matter how cool I think the defiance is.
1b) Not allowed to then force said ally to teleport himself between me and the tank instead.
2) Not allowed to derail the GM's entire plot through doing the above.
3) Not allowed to give the whole party terrible flashbacks by then intercepting another Ground-type attack.
3a) Even though my Special Defense is higher and the person I intercepted for was a few HP away from taking an injury.
4) Not allowed to order my Pokemon to enact brutal vengeance on a Marshtomp simply because it attacked my character's son.
4a) Especially if it hasn't been confirmed if he's actually her son or not.
4b) Also not allowed to order brutal vengeance against another Marshtomp for knocking out my character's love interest.
4c) Also not allowed to order brutality against the last Marshtomp simply because it won't surrender.
4d) Not allowed to be disappointed when my Pokemon doesn't get to KO said last Marshtomp.
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JPThunda
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1) I am no longer allowed to take plot important characters on multiple three hour (real time) fishing trips (in game) to avoid other players.
--1a) Even if they're using meta knowledge.
--1b) Even if I justify it by giving the fish to starving orphans.

2) I am not allowed to solo boss encounters anymore.
--2a) Especially when I win.

And a certain friend of mine, when GMing...

3) Not allowed to put the entire party in an unbreakable cage and make them watch.
--3a) Even if the bars are made of "Anti Chi Metal".
--3b) Not allowed to try and fill said cage with "Crazy Purple Knockout Gas".
----3b.1) Not allowed to fill a cavern the size of a football stadium with said gas when a character says "Fine, I'll fly above the gas."
--3c) Not allowed to hand out -10's arbitrarily when a player makes an "Impossible" difficulty roll successfully to break out of said cage.
--3d) Not allowed to ignore character's Lore sheets for no reason. ((In Legends of the Wu Lin, that's a big deal. You invest exp in that shit.))
--3e) Not allowed to have the characters wake up across the world because "I needed a reason for you to be here."
----3e.1) Not allowed to be surprised when the characters first action upon waking up is to walk home and "Punch that smug b**** in the face."
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DNA
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Sounds like a real bastard mod of a GM right there...
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In his defense, it was his first (and only) time as a GM, but it showed a real lack of creativity on his part and irritated everyone in the party.
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As a GM:
1) I am not allowed to announce sessions are canceled 30 minutes before they start.
1a) Yes, even that time. No exceptions.
1b) I am not allowed to prep during a session.
2) I am not allowed to unnaturally extend plot arcs past their expiry date.
3) I am not allowed to disguise ending a plot arc at a reasonable time as sequence breaking the plot.
4) I am not allowed to make every enemy the PCs come across an Ace Trainer.
4a) Especially not for Double Curse Spore or Copycat.
5) I am not allowed to have anything with Explosion show up (because the players will catch it)
5a) Especially not if it doesn't lose loyalty on use.
6) I am not allowed to put the NPCs the party has following them on the plot bus to prevent having to play them.
6a) I can only injure them horribly once a month.

As a Player:
1) I am not allowed to be paranoid everyone hates all my characters
2) I am not allowed to pick ATK or SPA Ace ever again
2a) Especially when we're playing PMD
2b) My Vivillon is not allowed to get coverage for Steel types
2ba) Said Vivillon is not allowed to 2-shot minibosses.
3) I am not allowed to box in things with Barrier.
4) I am not allowed to suggest we PvP.
4a) Especially if I'll get salty upon losing.
5) I am not allowed to intimidate random NPCs into joining our party.
5a) This goes for all the social skills.
5b) Especially Charm.
6) I am not allowed to shoehorn Command into situations where it doesn't fit.
6a) Even though I'm just mad no one ever calls for Command checks.
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1) I am not allowed to call myself a "Signer of Palkia" just because I went to space camp.
2) I am not allowed to hijack airplanes or other large vehicles with a Joltik.
2a) I am also not allowed to instigate hostage situations and ruin a perfectly good family picnic with a Joltik.
2b) I am not allowed to possess a Joltik in any of Ecthel's campaigns.
3) I am not allowed to insert notable wrestling figures, Vince McMahon in particular, into a campaign.
4) I am not allowed to own a Palkia just because I went to space camp.
5) I am not allowed to run Arcanist off of Tech Education and call it "mega science."
6) I am not allowed to give any of my Pokemon spider legs "because it would be fun."
6a) I am also not allowed to create photo edits of Pokemon with spider legs "because it's fun."
7) I will not do the following actions "because they deserve it:" Stealing Pokemon from criminal admins, Stealing clothing from criminal admins, Stealing items from criminal admins, Stealing the hearts of criminal admins, etc.
8) I am not allowed to take Glitch Bender just because I went to space camp.
9) I am not allowed to get three levels above the rest of the party exclusively because of Dex EXP.
Edited by LowQualityPoster, May 3 2015, 02:04 AM.
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I really hope 7)d) was figurative.
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