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| Things Mr. Ericson is no longer allowed to do. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 12 2013, 04:22 PM (23,970 Views) | |
| Shadoww | Dec 9 2014, 11:22 PM Post #111 |
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The Darkness Embraced
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As A Player: 1: I am not allowed to flirt with the woman who gives us our jobs (missions) 2: I am no longer allowed to use my breeder edge to try and convince the kid's Kirlia to breed with him, even though we know hes transforming into a gallade 2b: I am also no longer allowed to constantly throw pokeballs at him to see if he becomes catchable 2c: I am also not allowed to attempt opposing charm checks to try and convince the kid to breed with his kirlia 3: I am no longer allowed to have my castform commit mass genocide because a rival vespiquen beat mine in battle 4: I am no longer allowed to use the excuse that; i cant be the one to die cause my character is the only one that actually knows how to handle our groups paper work 5: I am no longer allowed to make dead baby jokes when i hatch a ghost pokemon 6: I am no longer allowed to attempt a charm check (and roll 5 6's) to convince the mother of the baby the tank stole to come live near us so she can still be with her child 7: I am no longer allowed to succeed at catching a level 30+ pokemon at full health by throwing a random greatball 8: I am no longer allowed to jokingly predict what happens next 8b: 7 times out of 10 i spoiled the plot and piss off the GM As A Bystander: 1: The kid is no longer allowed to go out on his own 1b: He got kidnapped the first time 1c: The second time he genocided the population of a river by letting out a hungry sharpedo that ran (swam) away 2: The kid is no longer allowed to decapitate pokemon with his transformed blade arm, even if they did throw shit in his face 3: The ninja is no longer allowed to "try and save" the kid 3b: Last time he almost ended up in jail for it 4: The ninja is no longer allowed to use smoke bombs on inanimate objects 4b: I mean come on how do you miss dropping a smoke bomb in a hole when your literally standing over it 5: The tank is no longer allowed to steal (not capture but literally abduct) baby pokemon from their nest/home, and use said stolen baby pokemon as a hostage to prevent its mother from attacking 5b: He is also not allowed to use the excuse "But it was a cool looking pokemon" to try and justify this action 6: The tank is no longer allowed to fight a God (Legendary) pokemon and leave the fight with less than 2 injuries 7: The kid is no longer allowed in the forest 7b: because when you see a bunch of pineco scattered on the forest floor its not smart to try and attack one. #MonkeyInAMineField 8: The stripper (dont ask -_-) is no longer allowed to hug pokemon 9: No one is allowed to mess with the large tree full of kakuna on their first sessions 9b: Come on guys even a 5 year old has more sense then that 10: Stunky is never allowed to hit an enemy 10b: Seriously this thing missed every attack roll 10c: The 2 times it didnt miss was poison gas on a poison pokemon and screech on clear body pokemon Edited by Shadoww, Dec 9 2014, 11:23 PM.
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| Emotive Unstable | Dec 25 2014, 07:35 PM Post #112 |
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Steelmaster General
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As A Player, I hereby pledge to refrain from the following: 1) I will not run towards the BBEG while severely underleveled as a kamikaze mission 2) If I am rolling low during a session involving a dungeon filled to the brim with traps, I will not keep venturing into uncharted rooms 2a) Especially when Undead are involved 3) Using a whip as a weapon is one thing. Using it to pull another player towards a trap because "He pissed me off" is forbidden. 4) I will not ask such questions as "Is the priestess hot" while drunk. 4a) I will not play tabletop games drunk. 5) I am not allowed to play as a dwarf. 6) I really shouldn't take a class outside of Rogue, unless it involves Dexterity. 7) Playing a Wild West-themed game and trying to reenact Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff" is strictly prohibited. 8) When in doubt, don't attack an NPC just because he looks evil. 9) Chaotic Neutral is the only alignment I'm allowed to play in D&D and Microlite. 10) My male characters shall not do hair flips. Just no. 11) I am not allowed to throw the contents of my water canteen at a NPC and scream "The power of Christ compels you!" 11a) Especially if the NPC is a Priest. 12) I am not allowed to have powers relating to Fire. Bad things happen. As a Pokemon player: 1) I shall not send out a Toxicroak against any Psychic type. "It has Sucker Punch" is not an acceptable excuse to do so. 2) I must always stay away from Mightyena, lest I prefer to attack an ally's Pokemon. |
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| Yenek | Dec 26 2014, 01:17 PM Post #113 |
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Pokémon Trainer
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Why single out Mightyena? I'm playing AS and Aqua has Swagger on everyone of their Pokémon. |
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| Emotive Unstable | Dec 26 2014, 02:12 PM Post #114 |
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Steelmaster General
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Several incidents including scoring a crit using Tackle on my own Lotad and using Bite on my Kadabra twice. Needless to say, I can be a bit reckless at times. Especially with Mightyena, who puts me into "OMG KILL THEM ALL" mode
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| pokepotter4 | Jan 2 2015, 06:28 AM Post #115 |
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Terror Trio Member
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I may no longer fling evolution stones on the underdog's pokemon. |
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| mishli | Jan 27 2015, 03:13 PM Post #116 |
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Pokémon Trainer
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as the ninja 0: I will always do what the boss tells me 1: I am no longer allowed to piledrive pokemon before i catch them 2: I am no longer allowed to spider web level 5 pokemon and use ranged attacks to weaken them without any fear of retaliation 3: I am no longer allowed to 'help' the kid... 3b: I'm no longer allowed to stop the kid from killing himself from his own stupidity 3c: seriously, first time almost got thrown in jail 3d: second time he made me bleed from the ears 4: I am no longer allowed to ask my Gyrados to pick up a pokeball from underwater for me 4b: seriously, how do you accidently eat the pokeball and bring back a clampearl instead >.> 5: I'm no longer allowed to beat pokemon to 0 hp, then drag them home and ask the medic to heal them so we can catch them 6: I'm no longer allowed to fight a god and live (8 injuries in one fight ftw) 6b: I'm no longer allowed to fight a god and die 6c: I'm not allowed to question how that works 7: I'm no longer allowed to fight a god on my own 7b: It kinda brings down a mountain on everyone when i killed him 8: I'm no longer allowed to fall in love, Otherwise she'll be killed by the mountain 9: I'm no longer allowed to bring home carnivores, else the kid will commit local genocide 10: I'm no longer allowed into the forest, lest the racist (typist?) guardian who hates ghosts will kill me 11: I'm no longer allowed to breed a level 10 gastly that knows parish song 12: I'm no longer allowed to use parish song 13: I'm no longer allowed to fight the guardian of the forest, because now the forest has no guardian 14: I'm no longer allowed to commit sacrificial rituals inside of our barn 15: I'm no longer allowed to sneak into someone's house just because it's cold outside 15b: even if i did nothing to them 15c: I'm no longer allowed to go on a power trip because my stealth is god level 16: I'm no longer allowed to question how a stealth roll of 30 doesn't suprise a raltz 17: I'm no longer allowed to argue that telepathy is op 18: I'm no longer allowed to spec in to researcher just to get mindlock 19: I'm no longer allowed to get dr 15 psychic and challenge the kid to a duel just to watch him cry 20: I'm no longer allowed to argue that ghost ace should be based off stealth rank and not guile (cuz apparently almost every single ghost having stealth capability or dead silent doesn't count ;_; ) 21: I'm no longer allowed to throw smoke bombs at inatimate objects (how do i miss the hole i was standing over??) 22: I'm no longer allowed to take the kid into the woods and use him as bait for ghosts 23: I'm no longer allowed to have joltik hide under my arm and pretend to be RPG spiderman 24: I'm no longer allowed to be that ninja, because campaign died to power creep QQ 24b: but that doesn't mean i can't make a new ninja... Edited by mishli, Jan 27 2015, 03:18 PM.
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| PAE_The_Boss | Feb 5 2015, 04:16 PM Post #117 |
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PAE_The_Boss
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I had one particularly sickening player, here's a few from that real-life game; 1) I will NOT make sexual advances on the 10-year-old female rival. 1.a) Even if it's in the privacy of her own bedroom. Her mother is downstairs, and she'll refuse to give me my Starter. 1.b) Just because we both have Pokemon now, I cannot 'get a freebie'. 1.c) Nor can I 'get a freebie' now that we've left the Laboratory. 1.d) Nor am I allowed to force myself on her mother just because I'm desperate. 1.d.a) I am definitely not allowed to charge her an hourly rate. 1.e) I am not allowed to describe a graphic depiction of my sexual fantasies to said 10-year-old rival. 1.f) One day older does NOT 'unlock that side-quest'. 1.g) Zero evidence doesn't make the act legal. 1.h) I am not allowed to destroy the excess food supplies so she has to 'work for it'. 1.i) I am not allowed to use paralysis so that she can't say 'no'. 1.k) I cannot roll a stealth check to 'rape descretely'. 1.l) The size of my character's penis WILL be reduced by the power 10 if I try to 'add bonus points to charm' with it against MY 10 YEAR OLD RIVAL. 1.m) The above is NOT excused because my character is also 10 years old. 2) I am NOT allowed to turn up to ANY PTU game. Ever. |
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| Lockdown | Feb 5 2015, 05:13 PM Post #118 |
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I SEEE YOUUUU
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Please tell me that you had a Scyther castrate his character before you told him to get the hell out. |
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| PAE_The_Boss | Feb 5 2015, 05:51 PM Post #119 |
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PAE_The_Boss
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I'm the kind of GM who'd rather not depict a 10-year-old boy's testicles being severed. 0.0 |
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| DNA | Feb 5 2015, 06:18 PM Post #120 |
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King of Thought
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