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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,621 Views)
Lwmons
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Lemon
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You develop a moral code against fast food and you take it to bring down the McDonalds corporation. Ronald McDonald, upon seeing it, grabs it's neck and chops it off, thinking it was another one of the chickens to make their chicken nuggets. He pours the chicken's blood into a container labeled "Face makeup" and tosses the chicken into a blender. He has a happy smile as he does it.

I wish I got paid to go to school


I wish that I would reply to my own wish.
Edited by Lwmons, Sep 2 2014, 12:26 AM.
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Lwmons
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Granted, but I only do so because I edited the post a moment ago so I could create a reply to get more people to play the game.

Speaking of, I wish this game would continue.
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Grand Silver
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It does but goes right back to comas and axe murders

I wish I had the perfect girlfriend.
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She runs out of batteries. *snaps in Z formation*

I wish my cats were nicer to eachother
Edited by Lwmons, Sep 2 2014, 06:13 AM.
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Grand Silver
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They are nice as can be to each other but hate you.

I wish I had a normal sleep cycle.
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You have the normal sleep cycle for an Abra, and can't hold down a job due to constant sleeping.

I wish I had a winning powerball lottery ticket for a drawing that's coming up within the next month.
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Grand Silver
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Ever see My name is Earl…yeah.

I wish that show had more episodes, stupid cliffhanger ending.
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(Heh, I'm hardly Earl Hickey, bring the karma on) It suffers from the same fate as Heroes, keeping going on and on and on and getting worse and worse and worse.

I wish I had the same salary as my state's governor, without having to deal with the politics of the office.
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Granted. Your new job is strangling each and every chicken used to make chicken nuggets before they get shredded and processed, one at a time. Every one can take up to 30-40 seconds of work, and you are the only one who does this job. Not counting the psychological damage, you have no free time to spend your new paychecks because the demand for chicken product does not decrease.


I wish I actually had more than two dollars to my name.
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You have three dollars

I wish I had a giant robot, with unlimited fuel and no issues with it crushing things that it shouldn’t.
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