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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,678 Views)
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Granted, it's the Spring of Drowned Panda. You are immediately tranqed and tagged by the local zoo and shipped to China for introduction to the breeding program.

I wish I had a genius level intellect without taking on the negative aspects of being any specific genius (like Hawking)
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You are the smartest person in the entire world however everything you think up is used for war and you end up being remembered on the same level as Hitler.

I wish for a Gardevoir (female)
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Granted, it gets a sex change because it desperately wants to be a Gallade.

I wish for a bacon tree.
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You are murdered by Redditors for your precious precious pork products.

I wish I could find an un-owned gold coin worth a couple of thousand dollars, and sell it for that amount at auction.
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You find the coin but it's cursed, you now have the ghost of a naked Aztec man floating in front of you for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was a villain in Spinnerette and that Super Milf was my archenemy
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Granted, you are a eunuch who is pissed that he can't properly make love with Super Milf.

I wish for a cake.
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You get a cake only it’s not a cake in the traditional sense, it’s actually a honey badger covered in frosting.

I wish they would make an anime based on Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja.
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Granted, unfortunately it is not Izuna in the traditional sense, it is a honey badger in a pink ninja costume.

I wish for a bucket with an infinite supply of lava.
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Granted now you have to deal with the lava immune honeybadgers.

I wish for a harem of all the girls from Touhou.
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Granted, they all want to be Gallades as well.

I wish for a honey badger but not in the traditional sense.
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