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| The Corrupted Wish Game. | |
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| Joshuwatt | Dec 4 2015, 11:19 AM Post #3851 |
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Pokémon Trainer
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Granted, you become so good at reading tone over the internet that you figure out how to invent the Tonal Lock. Not only did you wish for it, you granted your own wish. Everybody that you know finds out that you can grant wishes and constantly harass you to grant wishes. When you finally succumb and grant their wishes, word of your power spreads until the world forces you to grant the wishes of everybody on earth, leaving you no time for anything but granting wishes. I wish I could grant wishes, but only wishes that I feel like granting and that I choose who knows about this power and who doesn't. |
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| ThRevanchist | Dec 5 2015, 01:25 PM Post #3852 |
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Incredibly Boring
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Granted, but when you refuse to grant the wrong person their wishes, simply because you "have better things to do", they kidnap you and force you to do nothing but grant their most inane and trivial of wishes. I wish I had a teacup that allows infinite drinking of tea made to my liking, but which would not spill limitlessly if someone knocked it over. |
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| Dark Shadow | Dec 5 2015, 01:29 PM Post #3853 |
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Granted. Unfortunately the earth gets blown up to make room for a hyperspace bypass and your teacup is on the earth. I wish I had a babel fish in my ear. |
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| Grand Silver | Dec 5 2015, 01:33 PM Post #3854 |
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2 kewl 4 u!
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Granted you just disproved God. I wish I had a Infinite Improbability Drive. |
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| ThRevanchist | Dec 5 2015, 01:52 PM Post #3855 |
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Incredibly Boring
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Granted, but against all odds, after you use it, it becomes a mere Finite Improbability Drive. I wish Douglas Adams had finished the series like he meant to... |
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| Dark Shadow | Dec 5 2015, 02:17 PM Post #3856 |
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Granted. Unfortunately, it's even more depressing than Mostly Harmless. I wish more than 3 out of 150 students in my Computer Science course got my teacher's Hitchhiker Jokes... |
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| Grand Silver | Dec 5 2015, 02:59 PM Post #3857 |
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2 kewl 4 u!
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Granted you are in a class full of Hipster who all talk about how they liked it before you. I wish it was legal to gut punch hipsters. |
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| ThRevanchist | Dec 5 2015, 03:10 PM Post #3858 |
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Incredibly Boring
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Granted, but because of poor wording on the law, it's a valid defense to claim you thought they were hipsters, and punched them accordingly. Soon enough, you can't go anywhere without risking severe gut trauma. I wish I had found out about PTU years ago, instead of becoming the 5319th registered user... |
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| Dark Shadow | Dec 5 2015, 03:30 PM Post #3859 |
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Granted. Unfortunately, so many more did before you, so you are in the septuple digits... I wish I found out about PTU years ago so I could have more experience, know more of the people who've been here longer, and join more of the cool games that were played before... Edited by Dark Shadow, Dec 5 2015, 03:30 PM.
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| Joshuwatt | Dec 7 2015, 06:48 AM Post #3860 |
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Pokémon Trainer
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Granted, you're one of the first people to play PTU and you've been playing it so long you've played every possible character ever and are now unable to join new games because you don't know which one, out of the millions of possibilities of characters, to choose. I wish for Marvel vs Capcom 4, for it to be on pc, for my computer to be able to run it perfectly, to own both a working physical and working digital copy, and to be able to play it. |
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