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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,383 Views)
Lysander99
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Granted, but your posts are subject to the phenomenon of "dream grammar" and are totally incomprehensible except when they are absurdly racist.

I wish i wish i was a fish.
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Nadodan
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Granted you're battered and fried.

I wish I had the strength of a healthy adult lion
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Grand Silver
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Granted you get shot by a dentist.

I wish people would only hunt when it's needed.
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Lysander99
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Granted. i want need an ostrich burger.

I wish for a shot of tequila, made from rare agave cactus, crafted by the best distillers mexico has to offer.
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Grand Silver
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Granted turns out you are allergic to it and die.

I wish I had a bottle of really good Lambic beer.
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JPThunda
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Granted, it's skunky.

I wish I was fishing.
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Grand Silver
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Granted a shark eats you.

I wish that beer never went skunky
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JPThunda
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Granted. Beer never goes skunky anymore. It's just brewed that way to begin with.

I wish this shark had known better than to eat me. Now it needs to die.
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Grand Silver
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Granted that shark was the last hope of mankind.

I wish we weren't doomed.
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JPThunda
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Granted, by killing the shark I became the last hope of mankind, so we're not doomed. Only I'm currently up shit's creek with no paddle with only the carcass of a shark to keep me company.

I wish we had the technology developed to travel among the stars at superluminal speeds without consequence.
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