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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,685 Views)
planswalker
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Granted. You speak them all at once. Unfortunately, only someone else who can speak every language can understand you.

I wish my life wasn't such a total hellhole.
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DNA
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Your life is wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that everyone around you is jealous enough to hate you. They start slowly plotting your demise, and, ultimately, enact it.

I wish to one day meet Isaiah Mustafa.
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Gamesdisk
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You meet him when you enter a local glory hole club.

I wish I could order the food from man vs food and have it come to my door
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Grand Silver
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2 kewl 4 u!
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You get all the food you could ever want butyou now weigh 600 pounds.

I wish I could steal anything.
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Lockdown
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I SEEE YOUUUU
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You are now Carmen Sandiego, and consigned to exist within a short-lived cartoon series from the 90s and an even shorter-lived live-action kids game show.

I wish I already had my college degree.
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Grand Silver
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you have a degree in philosophy so…yeah no jobs for you

I wish they’d bring back the Carmen Sandiego cartoon
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DrStraightLord
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Granted, this is the pilot.

I wish that it was possible to get a job with a philosophy degree, one other than fast food, being a janitor or teaching.
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ParkaSpace
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Granted. You write and narrate audiobooks sold as therapy for insomnia.

I wish I owned a patent on the wheel.
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Grand Silver
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Granted you are sued by everyone who was ever hurt by anything on wheels.

i wish i owned the sun
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planswalker
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Granted. However, no one cares and every court in the world rules that you are required to give away the sun's services for free and have no control over it. But hey, on paper you own it.

I wish for a turkey.
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