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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,406 Views)
JPThunda
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Granted, but they're only humorous to fish.

I wish that knowing the mating habits of clownfish hadn't made the plot of Finding Nemo horrifying, like most other Disney movies.
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Grand Silver
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Granted instead you know the mating habits of the talking cars from Cars.

I wish Cars 3 was about a clown car serial killer.
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JPThunda
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Granted, its main protagonist goes around killing clown cars. The rest of the cars are ok with this.

I wish that, henceforth, every clown that was mentioned in a wish was also punched with a steel gauntlet in that same wish.
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Granted you're now a clown and are punched in the face with a steal gauntlet.

I wish clowns loved being punched by steel gauntlets
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Granted, but are inured to pain, and now they are forming an army worthy of Mordor...

I wish I was the Sauron of clowns. One Clown to Rule Them All. One Clown to Find Them. One Clown to Bring Them All, and in the Darkness Bind Them.
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Grand Silver
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Granted but you are defeated when your steel gauntlets are thrown into a volcano.

I wish Killer Klowns from Outer Space was more popular.
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DNA
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They already are popular...in outer space. Not here. Sorry.
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I wish that knowing the mating habits of clownfish hadn't made the plot of Finding Nemo horrifying, like most other Disney movies.

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Granted, its main protagonist goes around killing clown cars. The rest of the cars are ok with this.

I'm okay with this

Speaking of which, I wish that the model for the stereotypical clown car was, instead, a Ford Focus.
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Grand Silver
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Close it's instead a Ford Prefect.

I wish Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy had more clowns in it.
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DNA
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lol

I can't grant that wish because every character in that series is a clown. Sorry.

I wish that the ending to aforementioned series didn't totally suck.
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Granted instead the start was so bad no one could make it past the first page.

I wish DNA's wish had been about a clown.
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