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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,689 Views)
Gamesdisk
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More people know snice you begin telling everyone you meet, you are soon known as 'that guy who masturbates to cartoons'. People avoid you in the street and your banned from going to see wreak it ralph, once a month someone eggs your house and the FBI are looking into your collection of lollita comics

I wish smooth coffee shop jazz was played on the normal radio.
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DrStraightLord
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Granted, your coffee shop now only plays Justin Beiber though.

I want a Mudkip.
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Gamesdisk
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You and your Mudkip are amazing friends, you spend everyday together, its the most joyful time of your life. One day a Flying Battle contest is held in your home town, so leaving your Mudkip at home you take your Ferrow to battle. You win 3rd place out of 83, what is very good, and earn 20,000 poke. You buy your wife a lovey new handbag, a bunch of roses and a pair of ear rings. For your Mudkip a top hat with a Posted ImageMud Jewel embeded in top of it. It really is amazing how it looks in the sunlight.
You get home and its so dark, you call out, no answer. Then you hear a scream, you run and burst in the door from where the sound came from.
There, doing your wife is your mudkip, he looks you square in the eye and keeps thrusting. Your wife lets out a moan.
"I do, I do liek Muzkips!"

I wish my back pain would stop.
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Grand Silver
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The pain in your back no longer matters ecause you now have a pack of dingos chewing off your arms and legs.

I wish Kyubey would get sucked into a black hole.
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DNA
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You do realize the consequences of summoning a black hole, right? Doing that at that close of a proximity to Earth would no doubt suck us all in and crush us infinitely thin. And have you tried to live in a black hole? It doesn't work very well. In fact, it doesn't work at all.

I wish for a Mewtwo with rippling muscle and bulging clavicals.
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Grand Silver
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You get the buff Mewtwo but he has the same personality as Alex Louis Armstrong.

I wish I was a State Alchemist
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Saia
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Granted, oh look there's some guy with an X shaped scar behind you.

I wish Roman architecture became more popular in modern day buildings
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Grand Silver
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It does and alng with it so does the cultre before long we are ruled over by a new Caligula.

I wish I had an unlimted supply of bacon.
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planswalker
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Granted. You have an unlimited supply but no refrigeration. It'll spoil far too soon.

I wish for a bowl of cereal.
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Grand Silver
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You get a bowl of cereal but since you did not ask for milk you get human urine instead.

I wish for a bottle of sake that never empties.
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