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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,529 Views)
Nadodan
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Granted you can do math but you can't do math well.

I wish I had a 1 Million Ducks
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kiritsumitsu
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Granted! They're the male version with the corkscrew dick. Don't forget to clean them!

I wish I knew how to GM a game.

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Grand Silver
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Granted but no one wants to play with you.

I wish i hadn't already known that about ducks and that I would never know it.
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DNA
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It's replaced with an equally disturbing fact about how banana slugs mate.
Actually, that one is probably more disturbing. I'll spare you the details, because I'm nice.

I wish Raigeki was banned again.
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Grand Silver
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Granted but Yata-Garasu is allowed and Yata locking takes over!

I wish I didn't already know about slugs as well.
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DNA
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I thus supplant it with a picture of a strangely sensual Lickitung.

I wish that the African-American heart monitors with Barry White's voice were REAL.
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Grand Silver
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Granted but when you have a heart attack all they are Ric Flair model.

I wish I knew the secret to his immortality.
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Nadodan
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You know the secret but you also know it will take 1 year longer than your natural life span to use it.

I wish for the power to stop time
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Grand Silver
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Granted Jojo punches you into nothingness.

I wish all the wishes were somehow about Jojo.
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kiritsumitsu
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Granted! They are but no one has ever really watched the show to know why.

I wish for a Battle Butler or Maid.
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