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The Corrupted Wish Game.
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 03:44 PM (91,702 Views)
Gamesdisk
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You can longer breathe air, you must live the rest of your life alone.

I wish I had enough chocolate brownies for everyone!
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DNA
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Then everyone starts bickering over the chocolate brownies as they struggle to eat as many as they can. Eventually, many of them are sprawling sick and lying in the street.

Speaking of which, I wish that I owned a street cleaner truck.
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Gamesdisk
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You own one, yet it has no wheels.

I wish I had more money.
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Lockdown
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You are buried under a metric ton of cowrie shells, which were used as money by ancient Native American cultures.

I wish I could find a girlfriend who's as large a geek as I am and who I genuinely enjoy being around as much as she enjoys being around me.
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Darchias
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Found her! She has a terminal case of breast cancer however.

I wish I could process waste in my body in such a way that I never need to use the bathroom again.
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Gamesdisk
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I cant be wished for snice your already full of shit.

I wish for a cold beer.
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Lockdown
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Found it. It's at the bottom of a 2-mile thick glacier in the Andes.

I wish I could painlessly restore my current set of teeth to pristine condition, including undoing all the dental work that's been done on them and bringing them back to the condition they were in after just having come in.
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bunnykins
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Granted, but they only last a minute before turning into bunnies.
I wish for everyone to be a troll, of the internet variety.
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DNA
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In so doing, individuality is destroyed. Congratulations, you made the whole world BORING. I hope you're happy, you...you troll.

I wish that my modem never acted up. (I spent way too long talking to tech support on Friday.)
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Granted, it now never acts up because it fails to work at all for as long as you own it.

I wish for a bottle full of SCP-500.
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