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| DNA's Peon Kicks Ass and Takes Names in SoulSilver; Up to Chapter 6 now | |
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| KujiUn | May 28 2015, 05:29 PM Post #51 |
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Data Manager
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Awesome, thanks! You should probably update that opening post of yours to reflect whatcha got. |
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| DNA | May 28 2015, 05:40 PM Post #52 |
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King of Thought
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Oh, huh, I didn't update it. Must've slipped my mind. There, all the casting choices in the OP are up to date. |
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| NickKnack | May 29 2015, 12:17 AM Post #53 |
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Maniacal Laughter
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"Is that supposed to be me?" "You're just being subconscious about your hair." "Do you think it's me?" "Did he say it was you?" "No, but it can't just be coincidence, can it?" "Does it matter either way?" "Probably not, let's watch though?" |
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| DNA | May 29 2015, 07:56 AM Post #54 |
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King of Thought
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Are you talking to a DOS program? |
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| NickKnack | May 30 2015, 10:10 AM Post #55 |
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Maniacal Laughter
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Nah. Just White on light gray is hard to read. |
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| DNA | Jun 6 2015, 11:08 AM Post #56 |
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King of Thought
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I should really start working on SOLO more I mean, my save file is so far ahead of the actual story that I have absolutely no reason NOT to catch up but whatever enjoy this albino chick ~~~ DNA's Peon Kicks Ass and Takes Names in SoulSilver Chapter 4: Hijacked, but Not by Ganon "So, he gave us this egg," Ingrid remarked. "That he did," I answer. "And it looks like he wants us to make it hatch by carrying it around with us." "Seems that way. ... ...I sure am hungry." "Don't you dare eat that." "Of course I won't. I would need at least two eggs for a proper meal." "...It scares me when you start to sound like me." "You don't have a monopoly on weirdness, you know." "I would LIKE to have one, thank you very much." "Speaking of weird," she said, right after we exited the mart, "we're about to be accosted by a geisha." "We're wh--oh, you're right." The geisha found out how that egg changed hands, with remarkable precision. She then said that egg was very important to her, and for us to treat it with the utmost care. She was counting on us, she said. Then she left. "...So wait, this is a human egg?" "I highly doubt that, Ingrid." "Then maybe that geisha was a Pokemon and this egg is its baby?" "I doubt that, but not as much as the first statement." "...Humans don't lay eggs, do they?" "They do not." "Oh, good. For a minute there, I thought that I'd be birthing one of these." "...Who are you and what have you done with Ingrid?" I didn't get an answer, as the phone rang. It was the woman I was bribing, saying she had sent a gift on ahead to a dude at the Poke Mart for us to pick up. Hm. We must have missed him. We take an opportunity to do a bit of sightseeing at the Ruins of Alph next. I've been here before, briefly, but she hasn't. And, before you ask, there is no Arceus3. Our Pokegear also does not have a radio, so we might come back here later again, after we have it. I don't know if the signal plays before you unlock the ruins, so we leave the slide puzzles alone for now, despite it being potential experience fo- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right, there are level 5 wilds everywhere. (Oh, and the Unown broadcast plays whenever you're in the inner chamber, regardless of whether or not you've 'unlocked' any Unown.) Though they aren't really slide puzzles anymore. The first one is already three-quarters done. What a gyp. The wall in the back, though... <Ingrid> hey! what gives? <Wall> PASSWORD ACCEPTED. * Wall opens <Ingrid> ...did that wall just seriously scan my Escape Rope? <!DNA> yeah. I wasn't expecting that. <Ingrid> You weren't? <!DNA> No, I was expecting the wall to eat it. <Ingrid> Hm, it said ESCAPE on it before, didn't it? I wonder what's written in the room behind here... THE END IS NEAR REPENT <Ingrid> ...maybe we should go. The scientists here aren't much help; all they know is that the ruins were built 1500 years ago, but not by who or for what. An archeologist here is excited to see us, thinking we were interested in archeology. Nope. Sorry, sir. There's not much else to do here, so we move on. <Ingrid> So we can smash face now, right? <!DNA> go nuts <Ingrid> will do A fellow at the start of Route 32 gives Ingrid a Miracle Seed, which Pimpwalker promptly calls dibs on. No surprises there. I was really surprised to see an Ekans as the first wild encounter, then I remembered that this was Silver, not Gold. ...And they fixed the Donphan issue too. It's not in this game. Ursaring, you're useless. >_> Oh well, maybe I'll have one traded in. Maybe. However, that is not what my plans say for now, so I will probably not. ...Those poor trainers. Especially the guy with 4 Magikarps. He just sat there watching them die to poison while Kakuna got to +6. Tackle? You're funny. There's this fat shady guy outside the Pokemon Center trying to pawn off Slowpoke Tails for a million bucks. There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to begin. On the bridge there is a fisherman who is glad to have a younger friend after exchanging phone numbers. See earlier comment. And then there's the Old Rod. Welp. This is all balanced out by an Apricorn-loving dude in the center who yells APRICORNS RULE! and a Shell Bell behind a rock by the Pokemon Center. Wait, a SHELL BELL? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Union Cave is pretty much the same as always, a bit windy with a lot of wild Pok- <Pimpwalker> ONIX <Pimpwalker> bruh I got this Given how Razor Leaf one-shot it, that was actually a bit impressive. I don't need to train Beedrill anymore, so he's regulated to being an HM slave. Of course, since Beedrill is cool, I will not regulate him to having a lame name like Slave 0 (I'm sorry, Kalos, SLAV 0), but I can fully decide once I get to Goldenrod. "So wait, that Firebreather back there claims his Pokemon's flame lights up the WHOLE cave?" Ratchet asked, once exploring the cave. "Doesn't that sound a little...well...embellished?" "A good observation, Ratchet," Clank responded. "The cave's volume is far too great for a single Pokemon to be doing all the work. Perhaps he has set up flares or some other device?" "He had only a single level 9 Vulpix; I highly doubt that. More likely light is coming in from some external source, like the ceili-" "THIS HIKER HAS AN ONIX!" Pimpwalker yelled. "Bruh, I got this." "...you know, you CAN take a break every so often, man. I DO have Water Pulse, after all." "What part of 'I got this' do you not understand?" "So, why is this place called Union Cave anyway?" Qwark asked. "The only thing I can think of," I respond, "is that it helps to connect the paths from Violet City to Azalea Town. However, it ALSO leads to the Ruins of Alph via its underground networks, so perhaps its true purpose is to branch from there." "Ooh, ruins? I wanna go!" "In time, my friend. Oh, cool, TM39 is here, just like befo-oh, of course it's Rock Tomb and not Swift. Speaking of which, for now, why not do some training against some of the rocks here?" "Which ones?" "Those." <rock> dude <Qwark> What? <rock> DUDE <Qwark> What? <rock> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE <Qwark> What!!? <rock> geo <Qwark> oh ...I can't take credit for that joke; it was a bacon creation. (Bacon is a username, not a food, in this case.) Still, since Qwark was traded in, he earns experience extremely fast, even against really low-level things. I actually have to have him sit out every so often, as he's way too eager to get a piece of the action. Yes, this is Pokemon, not Ratchet & Clank, even though the personalities (and names) of the characters clearly suggest otherwise. When we're almost through the cave, all of the dragons hit level 10, and all of them pick up Ancient Power in the process. Whoever the hell Bugsy is, he's going to die. Pimpwalker hangs his head, as if it's like salt in the wound. I inform him the power imbalance is only temporary, and that he's still a higher level (14) than the rest of the team. His comeback is that he could have been a Quilava by now. ...Damn, I have no rebuttal to that. On Route 33, it's raining. It's ALWAYS raining here for some reason. Youngster Joey calls up and, strangely, does not talk about his Rattata. Azalea Town is just up the road; it's a small place, but it's nice and quaint. And I am here for-- <Grunt> Who are you? You don't know us? <Grunt> We are... Team /tg/! <Ingrid> that's a dumb name <!DNA> SHH <!DNA> this might be plot <Grunt> ...What? We broke up a while ago? <Grunt> Give me a break! We have not broken up! <!DNA> ... ... <Grunt> Actually we did once. But we have come back to pursue Stark's ambition. <Grunt> Enough talking. Shut up and just beat it! * Grunt shoves. <Ingrid> ...the other guy didn't talk once <!DNA> maybe he's just not as loud. <Ingrid> Excuse me, but why are you standing guard over a well? <Grunt> Nothing is going on. It's unsafe to go in there, so I'm standing guard to make sure people don't wander in. <Grunt> Am I not a good Samaritan? <Ingrid> I have no idea what that means. <!DNA> a good Samaritan is someone who sees a guy beat up on the side of the road, and patches him up, takes him to a nearby inn, and pays for his fare <Ingrid> Wait, really? <!DNA> yes, really... <Ingrid> This must be one of those rare occasions in which you aren't lying <Pimpwalker> OH <Pimpwalker> SHOTS FIRED <Pimpwalker> DNA CONFIRMED TO GENERALLY BE A LYING SCUMBAG <!DNA> Do I look like a teapot to you? <Pimpwalker> kek <Pimpwalker> nice rebuttal I was originally going to name Team Rocket as Team PTU instead, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny, especially with them having broken up. That joke wouldn't have even made sense. Ingrid, of course, is anxious to go to the gym, but it's blocked by a grunt who heard that a Slowpoke Tail is tasty. Ingrid bemoans that we're actually going to have to take care of them now, aren't we. At the house north of town, we find Zdude. He asks if we want him to make some Balls, but that will have to wait. He tells us about Team /tg/, who recently came to Azalea Town to use Pokemon for their own nefarious deeds, and they were supposed to have disbanded, but it looks like they're back. He suspects the Generation 6 hype is behind it. Zdude says they're cutting off Slowpoke Tails, so he's going to go give them a lesson in pain! Of course, he leaves his granddaughter behind without supervision. "Welp, better make her not cry," Ingrid says. "Let's beat up some grunts." "So let me get this straight," I ask, "your motivation to beat up the grunts is not because they're an evil gang who exploits Slowpoke, but if the old guy is gone for too long, his granddaughter will cry?" "Yup." "That is probably one of the most touching things I've ever heard you say." "What's THAT supposed to mean?" "I appear to have pressed a button. Come, and let us away to the Slowpoke Well." Wait a sec, Zdude has a granddaughter!? I get his fanaticism with Slowpoke, but still... Turns out, he chased off the guard up top, but then tumbled down the well and he can't move. There is nothing left to it but to punish them in his place, to which we gladly oblige. I'm sad the Slowpoke Well has the generic cave music, instead of what it had before (a variant on Dark Cave). Of course, the Team Rocket fight theme more than makes up for it! Er, sorry, Team /tg/. They are, of course, no trouble at all, since everyone knows that trainers are super weaksauce in the early game. Especially when they go with nothing but Rattatas and Zubats. Oh, there's the Joey call. Right at the most inopportune time. Hm? One of the Slowpoke, with its tail cut off, is holding some mail. It says "Be good and look after the house with Grandpa and Slowpoke. Love, Dad" This just made Ingrid even more determined to deck the guy responsible. "Hey! You!" Ingrid yelled. "Yeah, you, with the terrible fashion sense!" "How rude!" the man retorted. "I happen to have excellent fashion sense. It's just that wearing this uniform is regulation." "Who do you think you are!?" "I am often labeled as the scariest and cruelest guy in Team /tg/... I strongly urge you not to interfere in our business!" "Fear not, fair maiden!" Qwark yells, bounding in. "I shall handle this! Stand back!" "Hey," Ingrid protested, "just because I'm albino doesn't mean you get to call m-" "It would be wise if we were to let him have his moment in the limelight." "...Fine. But only because you said so, Clank." Yeah, Qwark took down the guy with almost no effort at all. We'll have to get him to the center soon since Koffing used Poison Gas o-wait, a non-Rattata/Zubat? MIND = BLOWN <Proton> Hmph... <Proton> It is as you've heard. Team /tg/ broke up three years ago, due to lack of interest and throwing hissy fits. <Proton> But we continued our activities underground, plotting for the day in which we would rise again. <Proton> A small obstacle like you won't be much of a problem. <Ingrid> you're aware that PTU exists, right? <Proton> That doesn't matter. We can share the spotlight with them, it's no big deal. <Proton> And this may come as a shock to you, but some people actually LIKE PTA. <!DNA> I know that. <Proton> ...you do? <!DNA> yeah, I do <!DNA> I don't know WHY, but I know they do <Proton> oh. huh. that kinda dampens my speech a bit. Oh well. <Proton> In the meantime, I advise you to be very afraid of what is to come! Men, we're moving out! <Zdude> Way to go, Ingrid! You cleared out those hoodlums and saved the Slowpoke! <Ingrid> I thought you were lying on your back, unable to move? <Zdude> ...I got better <Ingrid> I didn't think old people could get better that quickly <Zdude> well that's not very nice <!DNA> maybe we should just go back to town. Zdude has a bad feeling about /tg/ coming back. He can't explain exactly why, but there is something off about it. In the meantime, though, he would be happy to make Poke Balls from Apricorns for us. Because, this way, he says, he'll have much more screen time than a gym leader who just appears ever so briefly, and then just leaves. Clever dick. Azalea Gym is now a-hey, I remember this kind of puzzle. Whenever the bug car goes by a perpendicular line, it crosses it. And, of course, this means that we must choose every option just to fight all the trainers. It took a while because they're very spread out. <Ingrid> !challenge <flamefist96> DON'T LOOK AT ME <!DNA> LOL <!DNA> you shotacon <flamefist96> it's not that! <flamefist96> I lost in a bet to Grand Silver ;-; <flamefist96> loser had to dress as Bugsy <!DNA> ...I'm kinda scared to ask what the winner got <flamefist96> ...please don't hurt me <Ingrid> just send out your dumb Scyther and let's get it over with If the Scyther still wasn't faster than Ratchet after he got a +1 from Ancient Power, I'd think it was unfair. Well, MORE unfair. At least the Scyther only got 2-shot, not 1-shot like the other two...which I found surprising. <flamefist96> just take the Hive Badge and TM89 U-Turn and leave me alone ;-; * flamefist96 cries in corner <!DNA> wow <!DNA> if the Bugsy impersonator cries like this, I can't even imagine what the Whitney one will do <!DNA> ...maybe we should just go And so we did, but first, to go back to the Center and heal. wait wh- <Togepi> where am I <!DNA> wow <!DNA> hijacked by Gano-er, Togepi <Ingrid> aw <Ingrid> now I can't eat it <!DNA> INGRID! <Ingrid> ...sorry <!DNA> well, when we get a moment, we should go show mister fanboy what his egg hatched into End of Chapter 4! DNA's Team So Far: |
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| NickKnack | Jun 7 2015, 08:51 PM Post #57 |
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Maniacal Laughter
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With Grand Silver, both Spoiler: click to toggle and DJ Mary. I wouldn't be surprised if Ingrid got to Goldenrod, to find it renamed as Silverod, and everyone in the town replaced by clefairy dolls, save for those Grand Silver needs to be. |
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| Grand Silver | Jun 7 2015, 08:57 PM Post #58 |
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2 kewl 4 u!
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I love that idea! |
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| flamefist96 | Jun 7 2015, 11:43 PM Post #59 |
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Anime lover
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Goddammit, I decide not to pay attention to someone doing something like this and I lose a fictional bet against grand silver. Jokes aside very funny |
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| DNA | Jun 8 2015, 08:18 AM Post #60 |
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King of Thought
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@NickKnack: I actually have already done the first part of that. But not the second part. Hm. ...Now, how do I set this up...or should I? Oh! Maybe have everyone in the gym have faces that look like wall power outlets, like Clefairy Doll. Yes, that's a start, yes... and perhaps have the maze made entirely out of Clefairy Dolls, yes... Edited by DNA, Jun 8 2015, 08:19 AM.
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